threequarters brunette

give me great books and I'll be happy

myheart-is-in-neverland:

How do I politely ask him to push me against a wall and bite my neck and grab my butt and bite my lip and make me moan?

Conversation I heard in the club.

  • Shy Guy: Hey there..
  • Random Guy: Hey what's up?
  • Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
  • Random Guy: Thanks dude!
  • Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
  • Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
  • Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
  • Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
  • Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
  • Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
  • me: i wish people would invite me to things
  • me: rejects invitation
  • me: stays for 5 minutes then leaves
  • me: goes to place then doesnt say anything
  • me: goes to place and hides in bathroom
  • me: goes to place and stays on my phone the entire time
  • me: i wish people would invite me to things